If you don’t get outta your granny’s, 1st Sunday of the month, pumps!!! And they’re too damn big! 

If you don’t get outta your granny’s, 1st Sunday of the month, pumps!!! And they’re too damn big! 

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Dear Mark Zuckerfucker (FB),
Tumblr is shitting on yall!!!! Step your game up…..

Dear Mark Zuckerfucker (FB),

Tumblr is shitting on yall!!!! Step your game up…..

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tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

My mother pregnant with my sister. I was 3 yrs old.

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Boi, you better werk!! Show these fish how it’s done…..

Boi, you better werk!! Show these fish how it’s done…..

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Instead of wasting money on jail house tattoos, you need to be @ CVS, buying a bottle of, Palmer’s Cocoa Butter Formula!! 

Instead of wasting money on jail house tattoos, you need to be @ CVS, buying a bottle of, Palmer’s Cocoa Butter Formula!! 

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